Monday, November 5, 2007

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The Army is investigating a group of National Guard women who allegedly posed nude with their M-16 rifles and other military equipment. I guess this is not the wholesome image the armed forces want to portray electing to use more family friendly material as the killing of enemy combatants. The women may face court martial.

I’m placing bets that Willtuck would hit these women like the fist of an angry god. Any takers?

I find myself drawn to this sort of redneck porn for reasons I can’t explain. I’m not a huge fan of guns, but if they’re in the hands of women who look like Jessica Alba I’m suddenly a big supporter of the NRA. Then again, if they look like the women below I become an unabashed gun control advocate. Yeah, I’m really shallow.

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